Till.
Tilly’s till.
This till of Tilly’s needs tiling.
Teal tiles.
Mithril tiles.
High toll!
How high a toll?
Sell Tilly’s title to her atoll.
So:
Tell Tilly–to tile her till, sell the atoll’s title at a toll high enough for mithril-teal tiles.
Baggins’ Pet
Frodo.
Frodo’s Ford.
Frodo’s friend: Fido.
Fido, fur flying from Frodo’s Ford’s door!
Frodo frowned.
Odor.
Fido odor.
Frodo’s Fido’s odor, doorward.
For Fido’s doorward odor, Frodo’s Ford flew forward.
Film Flop
He raised some funds for one film fiction.
Topic: undies (their attraction).
But boldness failed his screenplay scription:
An undie indie indirection
In direction!
Name Toss-offs
Gladys Knight’s
Glad it’s night.
Peter Townsend
Lives on town’s end.
Pete Entwhistle:
Repeat and whistle!
Lyle Lovett?
Well, I’ll love it.
Beyonce’s
Beyond say.
Did Ernest Tubb
Earn his tub?
Carbuncle Cleric
I padded to the priory
To ascertain priorities:
To pry or pet our pieties?
“Priorities are pretty petty.
Prioritize pituitaries!”
(Quoth the prior with a goiter!)
Probate Conundrum
A will-maker, twisted and silly,
Remarked to a client named Willy:
“A willer may will
“Anything in a will,
“So will he will wills? Willy, will he?”
Hull Health Hazard
Ken.
Ken Surr, sir!
Ken Surr, sir, works tankers.
Tankers’ cankers–barnacles.
Tanker cankers caught him cancer.
Ken Surr’s cancer, sir.
Work the tanker?
No sir.
Ken Surr can’t, sir: cancer.
