Is Rod aghast
Come, then! We’ll
To Emyn Muil!
What did the zookeeper say after his latest shipment of animals?
“Well–I’ve got good gnus and bad gnus.”
How face 9 hours at a desk–
Unrulies every hour–
Incontinence the constant risk:
Phenomenon with power.
My watch strikes hours like 9-inch nails
In Jesus’ riven time.
Classroom management the climb
That Sisyphus declined.
Sperm whales own a toothéd jaw.
Right whales own a baleen maw.
Baleen patterns are a moiré.
How much more a right whale’s ma?
Right whale’s ma’s maw’s moiré is more.
The gangster called Alphonse Capone
Went South to get a new phone.
“Our phone’s here are pone-y,
And not macaroni.”
Capone got a pone-phone to own.
This till of Tilly’s needs tiling.
How high a toll?
Sell Tilly’s title to her atoll.
Tell Tilly–to tile her till, sell the atoll’s title at a toll high enough for mithril-teal tiles.