Legal Machinations in the Petroleum Industry

roller-cone-oil-well-drilling-bit-14314239Wil Tell.
Wil Tell will tell. Wil Tell, a tattle-tale!

Wil’s will.
Wil Tell’s wills.
Wil Tell’s wills will tell!
Wil Tell’s wills will tattle-tale well.

Wil Tell wills you to tell Tell’s wills.
Wil Tell wills you to tattle-tale Wil’s will well.

Wil’s well.
Wil Tell’s well: Wil Tell’s oil well!
Wil Tell’s oil well will.
Wil will tell Tell’s oil well will.

Will tell, Wil Tell!

Well…

Wil will tell Tell’s oil well will well, the tattle-tale!

Overheard at a Flea Market

knarr-military-passThe oddest, though, he’s ever sold ya’

Was a furlough from a soldier.

(Unusual pass! You used to be a

Jewel of a liberty.)

So journey on this permit, lass,

Sojourn on this here ticket, lest

Adjourning jurors slough the pass,

At your own cost: it’s for the best.