Legal Machinations in the Petroleum Industry

roller-cone-oil-well-drilling-bit-14314239Wil Tell.
Wil Tell will tell. Wil Tell, a tattle-tale!

Wil’s will.
Wil Tell’s wills.
Wil Tell’s wills will tell!
Wil Tell’s wills will tattle-tale well.

Wil Tell wills you to tell Tell’s wills.
Wil Tell wills you to tattle-tale Wil’s will well.

Wil’s well.
Wil Tell’s well: Wil Tell’s oil well!
Wil Tell’s oil well will.
Wil will tell Tell’s oil well will.

Will tell, Wil Tell!


Wil will tell Tell’s oil well will well, the tattle-tale!

Overheard at a Flea Market

knarr-military-passThe oddest, though, he’s ever sold ya’

Was a furlough from a soldier.

(Unusual pass! You used to be a

Jewel of a liberty.)

So journey on this permit, lass,

Sojourn on this here ticket, lest

Adjourning jurors slough the pass,

At your own cost: it’s for the best.