On Wednesday, Wally Walleye went
AWOL. He palmed a wad and spent
It all at Wilkin’s Wares.
For Walleye wore a lawyer’s cares,
And lawyers’ woes cause derrieres
To lax in well-worn easy chairs:
They cave the walls in tipping theirs.
Well, Wilkin’s wielded wall-away’s,
And for this welcome ease he pays:
No laws allow wall incidents—
Why tempt some fishy precedents?