On Wednesday, Wally Walleye went

AWOL. He palmed a wad and spent

It all at Wilkin’s Wares.

For Walleye wore a lawyer’s cares,

And lawyers’ woes cause derrieres

To lax in well-worn easy chairs:

They cave the walls in tipping theirs.

Well, Wilkin’s wielded wall-away’s,

And for this welcome ease he pays:

No laws allow wall incidents—

Why tempt some fishy precedents?