“Abandon each ess and then change each to zee,”
Said Notorious B.I.G., call him Biggie.
“You need to cap Tupac. Do: packin’ yo’ heat.
“He’s in a black beamer on Flamingo Street.”
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An’ iddall came-ta nuttin, a chubby Z zero.
Each ess became zed an’ now no onez a hero.
Yet–
Notorious B.I.G. remainz sirkumspek:
Can’t trust dudez spellin their firs’ name korek.