Don’t Be Eating: A Warning

mental_illness_1243587gI’m a bit of a pain as I show off my words,
Much like a scatophile stroking his turds,
A hyperhidrotic who gargles his sweat,
A mucophage off’ring secreta to let,
Emetophiles meas’ring their quanta of emeses.
Good taste and me? We are each other’s nemeses.

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