Shifty Fish Wish List

fishDid you give a herring her ring?

Beguile a bluegill?

Surge on a sturgeon?

Park a carp?

You shoulda’ had a shad.

Did you winnow a minnow?

Pick a pike?

Eye well a walleye?

Did you preach a perch?

Argue–or agree–a gar?

Rout a trout?

¡No mas salmon!

Did you tune a tuna?

(A cartoon tuna:

Did you tune a tuna ‘toon?)

Skewer a sucker?

Lean on an eel?

Cinch a conch?

Grip a grouper?

Shirk a shark?

Did you catch a lot of cachelot?