He teed off at Caradhras Pass—
Gandalf, and pal Radagast.
It wedged in a tree,
So an ent sent it free.
“Gol’ dang it,” said Gandalf, “Dang golf!”
Todd Ehlers – Author Site
Novel "Ready or Not": Literary Naturalism, Realism, Social Commentary; Linguistics and Limericks should be spoken ALOUD
Todd Ehlers - Author Site 
This is so clever – fantastic!