Prison Teacher Angst
How face 9 hours at a desk–
Unrulies every hour–
Incontinence the constant risk:
Phenomenon with power.
My watch strikes hours like 9-inch nails
In Jesus’ riven time.
Classroom management the climb
That Sisyphus declined.
Moiré is pronounced “mwah”
Sperm whales own a toothéd jaw.
Right whales own a baleen maw.
Baleen patterns are a moiré.
How much more a right whale’s ma?
Right whale’s ma’s maw’s moiré is more.
Southern Gangster
The gangster called Alphonse Capone
Went South to get a new phone.
“Our phone’s here are pone-y,
And not macaroni.”
Capone got a pone-phone to own.
Mithril Adornment
Till.
Tilly’s till.
This till of Tilly’s needs tiling.
Teal tiles.
Mithril tiles.
High toll!
How high a toll?
Sell Tilly’s title to her atoll.
So:
Tell Tilly–to tile her till, sell the atoll’s title at a toll high enough for mithril-teal tiles.
Baggins’ Pet
Frodo.
Frodo’s Ford.
Frodo’s friend: Fido.
Fido, fur flying from Frodo’s Ford’s door!
Frodo frowned.
Odor.
Fido odor.
Frodo’s Fido’s odor, doorward.
For Fido’s doorward odor, Frodo’s Ford flew forward.
Film Flop
He raised some funds for one film fiction.
Topic: undies (their attraction).
But boldness failed his screenplay scription:
An undie indie indirection
In direction!
