Czew, Choo, and Chew


A Czech and a Chechnyan checked out the chicken meet.

The Czech had his chick and the Chechnyan choked:

“The chick is a catch, but ouch! you have cheek!

“Checkin’ your chick in here clutching that meat.”

The Czech chick–Czill–chatted, “Ciao. For it’s mete

“When Czech chicks with poultry do choose to compete.”

“Check it!” said Chechnyan Chook from the city,

“You’re chock full of chutzpah: all chicken meat’s kitschy.

“A chick and meat’s not mete, Czill, at chicken meets.”