He teed off at Caradhras Pass—
Gandalf, and pal Radagast.
It wedged in a tree,
So an ent sent it free.
“Gol’ dang it,” said Gandalf, “Dang golf!”
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Short Course
If four men tee off in rain,
Not on course, but on the plain:
Wherefore four fore for?
Raucous Tee-Off
A golf party numbering four
Has found itself shown the club door.
Each fore! was so loud
They frightened the crowd:
A fore-raving foray for four.
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