Middle Earth Antagonists

Saruman and Sauron


Sad Ron.

Sorrowin’ Ron.

Saruman saw Ron, sorrowing.

Ron saw Saruman see his sorrow.

Says Saruman: “See Sauron, man.

“Saruman is not the man for sorrow, Ron.”

Ron ran.

Ron ran to Sauron.

Sauron’s eye saw Ron run.

Sauron’s eye stunned running Ron.

No more sorrow, Ron!

Word Rocket


I find that I am growing facile
Writing this word-play epistle.
I’ll bundle it and pack the issue
In Epistle Facile Missile!

I brandish now some mistletoe.
Shall, on this missile, mistletoe go?
Where to go to? Mistletoe to?
Go to Tonga? Togo, too?
Maybe the two!

Epistle Facile Missile to go
With mistletoe to go to Tonga,
And to go to Togo too!

One Liners








Solzhenitsyn’s Innuit souls.

Shakespeare’s peers shake!

“Tell us, judge, of digitalis. Or didja’ tell us?”

He’s pro-opera, see.

Proselytize! Tithe tennis pro’s!

Juicy sea juice.
‘D’you see sea juice?

Pulp title:
“Temptation at Station Temp”

A filmy mouthful.

A staff of fats.

You crane, Ukraine!

Mitchum’s a “mum itch.”

German manger.

Dermer’s murder.

Farewell, welfare!

Digital? Toldja,’ Jed.

Darrel licked a derelict.

‘Nary an ornithologist just slothed in, ornery.

Eric hits heretics!