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Mithril Adornment
Till.
Tilly’s till.
This till of Tilly’s needs tiling.
Teal tiles.
Mithril tiles.
High toll!
How high a toll?
Sell Tilly’s title to her atoll.
So:
Tell Tilly–to tile her till, sell the atoll’s title at a toll high enough for mithril-teal tiles.
Baggins’ Pet
Frodo.
Frodo’s Ford.
Frodo’s friend: Fido.
Fido, fur flying from Frodo’s Ford’s door!
Frodo frowned.
Odor.
Fido odor.
Frodo’s Fido’s odor, doorward.
For Fido’s doorward odor, Frodo’s Ford flew forward.
Elvish Grooming
Galadriel! Your shine so bright!
Even your locks emitteth light!
“Not that I’m incorporeal—
“My secret’s really L’Oréal.”
Steward Line
Ecthelion! Oh! What a name!
Son Denethor—not quite the same.
Son Faramir? Too fairy-near.
But Boromir, his death so dear:
“Friend—captain—king!”
I shed a tear.
Middle Earth Antagonists
Ron.
Sad Ron.
Sorrowin’ Ron.
Saruman saw Ron, sorrowing.
Ron saw Saruman see his sorrow.
Says Saruman: “See Sauron, man.
“Saruman is not the man for sorrow, Ron.”
Ron ran.
Ron ran to Sauron.
Sauron’s eye saw Ron run.
Sauron’s eye stunned running Ron.
No more sorrow, Ron!
Wizard Leisure
He teed off at Caradhras Pass—
Gandalf, and pal Radagast.
It wedged in a tree,
So an ent sent it free.
“Gol’ dang it,” said Gandalf, “Dang golf!”
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