Happens, it does, in a house of two loos
That husbands and wives utilize them in twos.
At one at the same time dispense we our waste!
The effluence merges, and love voids the place
Of solids and liquids, each giving chase
Down into plumbing and into the sewage–
An intimate mingling! Ejecta and brewage!
Oh, blessing of sorts! Oh, lurid perfection!
Celebrate we this wet cosmic connection!
Reginald of Oregon.
A regional oregano of Oregon.
Reginald’s original oregano.
Reginald’s regional original Oregon oregano!
Helmut’s hamlet helmet!
Helmut let Hamlet helm his helmet.
Hamlet helm’d Helmut’s hamlet helmet.
Sperm whales own a toothéd jaw.
Right whales own a baleen maw.
Baleen patterns are a moiré.
How much more a right whale’s ma?
Right whale’s ma’s maw’s moiré is more.
The gangster called Alphonse Capone
Went South to get a new phone.
“Our phone’s here are pone-y,
And not macaroni.”
Capone got a pone-phone to own.