Questions for Harold Hill


Was I taken? Was I Sawyer’d?

Was I white-wash fence-spattered and lawyer’d?

Am I cheaten? Am I snookered?

Should I type the name FOOL on my lanyard?

Was it Saddam? The Iraniard?

An armada of Inigo Spaniards?

I’m a sheep-accused shepherd;

My street cred is murdered:

I’ve swapped my pool table for billiards.